Friday, June 22, 2012
DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! That poor girl. That poor, poor girl. Doesn't even have a chance! "Mack Brown would tell it again..." Oh yeah, little lady? You know what else Mack Brown would do? He'd sneak into your room after your parents were asleep and devour your soul with his butter teeth. He'd nab top recruiting class after top recruiting class and win five games with them. He'd turn Colt McCoy into a deity and lead an entire generation of unspoiled youths into believing he's some sort of heterosexual hero. He'd sign Garrett Gilbert, thus boosting his perceived talent level because that's how Rivals works which would then give SMU false hopes based on a pay-for-ratings internet publication. The only thing worse than SMU with real hope is SMU with false hope, because they bugger you about it so much more. Mack would start his own network and then not have any major service providers pick it up, making it one of the biggest media flops in recent memory.... actually, that's pretty great, scratch that. Worst of all, though, Mack would make me root for USC. USC!! A program by all merits more evil than Texas, yet I still cheered my ass off for them in 2005. WHY MUST YOU DESTROY MY MORALS?!?!
Seriously, read the comments for the vidja on youtube. It's fucking NAUSEATING. T-shirt fans, unite! A few of them do their own retelling. It's like "50 Shades of Vince Young." You can practically see those folks typing one handed. Vomit. I hate the Longhorn Network.
Seriously, ESPN exec who greenlit the LHN. What a dick!
Big 12 stuff:
TCU has Big 12 Celebration planned for June 30-July 1 at Billy Bob's gofrogs.com
Comparing WVU and TCU's entrances into the Big 12 The Daily Athenaeum
Schedule analysis: TCU Horned Frogs ESPN
Under the radar: TCU Horned Frogs ESPN
Frogs accept invitation to play in 2012 South Padre Island tournament gofrogs.com
TCU long jumper Gipson ready to take leap at Olympic berth Star-Telegram
TCU middle-distance runner O'Brien named Academic All-American gofrogs.com
TCU men's golf team could make a splash in the Big 12 Star-Telegram
Big 12 a natural fit for TCU women's golf, coach says Star-Telegram
Reserve your spot now!