I'm not sure my weekend could've started out any better. Our days of watching Craig James' inferior broadcasting ability on ESPN are apparently over, according to a recent post on Deadspin. An unnamed spokesman for the network, in a conversation with a Sports Illustrated reporter, said that they have no intention of bringing James back after his campaign for Texas' vacant U.S. Senate seat.
That's double bad news for ol' Craigy, because his trainwreck of a campaign appears to be drawing closer and closer to its inevitable dismal conclusion. In a recent debate, James affixed himself to the outdated notion that being gay is a choice, and that they would "have to answer to the Lord for their actions". Whoa! You know who makes claims like that about homosexuality? Closeted homosexuals who are ashamed of who they really are....just sayin'. I generally hate politics, but watching this dumbass go down in flames is going to be more fun than watching A-Rod strike out looking to end the 2010 ALCS.
*- skills include killing hookers, cheating at college football, producing offspring as obnoxiously cocky and entitled as himself, and being a helicopter dad.