Thursday, September 27, 2012

SMU is...

Maybe you have seen the "stellar" new billboard campaign SMU has plastered all over Dallas, advertising SMU as "College Football" and "Dallas's Team". First of all, let me just say: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Ok, I feel better now.

So, just to remind you guys, this is the same football program that once employed Craig James (#CJK5H #NeverForgetThe5). The same program who's coach left, well, tried to leave, this summer until the Arizona State alumni base made such a stink that the AD withdrew his offer. This is also the same program who thought starting Garrett Gilbert at QB was a good idea. So, as you can imagine, their sense of themselves might be a little off.

Here on the right, you will see SMU's new ad campaign. It says things like "SMU is Dallas' Team" and "SMU is College Football". Well, neither of those things are true, so I thought I might help them out with some new billboards, that were slightly more accurate.




I would love to see your thoughts on what "SMU is..." in the comments. POUND THE PONIES!

7 comments:

Geezer Frog said...

PONIES & PROSTITUTES!
(5 DEAD THAT IS)
ONLY AT SMU!

SnK said...

SMU is...coked out.

johnjesse2122 said...

SMU is... a shithole

FWFrog said...
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THEFINCH said...

tied for Dallas' biggest joke with the Cowboys

BuckNasty said...

home to a bunch of pussies.

Chet Steadman said...

Struggling to break Highland Park High School Football's weekly attendance figures.