Wednesday, September 26, 2012

New Rankings

Not according to Hugh Hefner
 Playboy recently released their Top 10 Party Schools for 2012, and guess who made the list? Our little "Christian" University came in at #9 in Playboy's annual rankings. Never really thought of TCU as a big time party school, but after the recent Cartel takedown, I guess we gained a little street cred. I mean, I like to party and all, but top 10? Man, things must have changed since I was there, because honestly, I don't see it. I can name about 20 other schools not on this list that I would consider a better party school. My guess is that for this year, any school where over 90% of the student population has herpes was automatically disqualified from the list. Sorry ASU and Tech. On another note, I can't wait to see the Girls of the Big 12 edition of Playboy the next time that comes out. Are TCU girls allowed to pose in the buff? Anways, for those of you at work that can't get caught looking at softcore pornsites,  the Top 10 Party Schools for 2012 are as follows:
1. UVA
2. Southern Cal
3. Florida
4. UT
5. Wisky
6. Georgia
7. Vanderbilt
8. Tulane
9. TCU
10. Ohio State

Also of note, SMU was voted #1 for nightlife and most likely place to be dumped in a dark alley/porta-potty. Quote from Colton Moyer, Class of 2013, " The bar scene at SMU definitely dominates, everyone is all about going to the bar and balling out." Douche.

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