Thursday, August 16, 2012

Morning Dump: 08/16

Football:
 
Christopher M. Del Conte:
 
The Band:

8 comments:

VikingFrog said...

From Pachall drug scandal to synchronized toilet flushing?

danders said...

Thank God we don't have to read about a failed flush test! All those band members in counseling, way too much to bear.

VikingFrog said...

I heard that the 63 members of the band failed the flush test and will be suspended for 4 games of performance. A friend of mine read it on the Milton Daniel RA report from a current member that was cited for having a girl in their room past midnight. Unfortunately our band schedule is opposite of our football schedule and is front-loaded. Grambling is going to tear us a new one.

65frog said...

What the band should really flush is the little ditty they endlessly play during games called "Our Boys Will Shine Tonight." It has been used since the early 1960's and is played by every junior high school band in America. As a Big XII band they may need to consider moving up with the athletic department.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

They need to stop shaking their damned keys in games where we're winning by 50 points against the SFAs of the world.

BuckNasty said...

That drives me insane. I've definitely let out some hate towards the band when they do that.

SnK said...

Shaking keys < Chanting "overrated". They do both...

Cowtown Food Junkie said...

Chanting "overrated" is the dumbest chant ever. All it does is devalue your team's win over the "overrated" team. Also can't stand the keys thing.