Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Morning Dump: 08/14

24 Days and a wakeup until kickoff
Football:Know your enemy: Texas Christian University - WideRightNattyLite.com (He calls us "purple baylor," this will go over well on this site)
TCU in the Olympics:


halfmanhalffrog said...

Wide right natty light was completely wide ride on their interpretation of TCU. The funniest part about that article is the fact that it is Iowa state fans talking shit. They are worse than Baylor (traditionally) at football.

VikingFrog said...

What is the meaning of "jumping the hilly brush" and naming their kids "Chet"?

FrogHorn07 said...

That ISU review was awesome! I always wondered what it would be like if spitblood went all spitblood on TCU, now I know. I am still laughing at the Addy the All-American Frog, did we really use that? If fairness mascots pre-1980s were pretty lame across the board and meant to be more endearing than intimidating.

Now lets destroy them on the Football field and ram our "little bunny" hand sign so far up their asses we can operate them like a puppet.

Go Addy the All-American Frog!!!!

Mr. Bubbakins said...

That was 100% accurate. Before TCU, I had a 4.0 grade point average at Yardale.

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Obey the Frog said...

It's funny because it's ISU

Reginal and Lady Luck said...

The "un-Christian" liners are so lame and old. I don't recall trying to bust ISU's balls for the students that were not astronauts/engineers/circle jerking to fusing two protons-HOLY Bill Nye!!! (FYI- ISU's official/real name "Iowa State University of Science and Technology")

LA Frog said...

I might be mistaken but doesn't water have to be present for a cyclone?

general125 said...

As a kid that grew up in Oklahoma and didn't know about the Texas hand sign thing, this line was spot on and made me laugh "As you may already be aware of, Texas Christian University is located in Texas. This means that in true idiot Texan fashion, they have a school "hand signal" that fans and alums flash at each other to show that they are fans of their particular Texas school. Because, you know, they don’t make t-shirts.

Shit, even North Texas has some damn hand sign.

SBP10 said...

it's because we had to differentiate from the drug cartels, they all have their hand signs too

FrogHorn07 said...

Schools that have a hand sign (not comprehensive)
Texas Tech
North Texas
Texas A&M
Tarleton St (Stephenville, Tx)
Texas St
Sam Houston St
Stephen F Austin
Oklahoma St (gun)
Miami (the "U")
Florida St (tomahawk chop)
Florida (gator chomp)
USC (dumb looking two finger thing)
Oregon (the "O")
Ohio State (O-H-I-O)