Tuesday, July 3, 2012

So Glad TCU Didn't Do This...

A couple things come to mind, other than the obvious ridiculousness of this video in general.

1) How awesome is it that they get the one attractive female in this entire video to say "cocks" (I'm a child, I know)?

2)  Bowen Loftin, Aggy president, sure does have a porn stache to die for.  Looks like he should be directing "Debbie Does Dallas" and definitely shouldn't be allowed around people in their late teens/early 20's.

3)  We really probably won't be hearing an awful lot of "gig em" during football season.  I'd set the over/under on Aggie SEC touchdowns in year 1 is at about 5.5

4)  Are they having to teach that girl how to spell "Mizzou" in the outtakes?  Great admission standards, Aggie.

5)  That blonde guy willingly has UK stickers on his face and something doesn't seem quite right about him.  Kind of reminds me of Anderson Cooper in a way...

I can't imagine asking our student body to yell "hook em" or "boomer sooner" into a camera for the entire Big 12 family to see.  How embarrassing.  Unfortunately, though, I'm sure there are plenty out there who would be more than happy to do just that.


JHale said...

Wow... that video is just sad. So much worse than the TCU orientation video.

Cowtown Food Junkie said...

I'd say they're on par. After our own abomination of a video I don't think we can really make fun of other schools too much. Except the Aggies of course.