Thursday, June 14, 2012

Morning Dump


Horned Frogs jumping to the big time Fox News

Mansfield Summit's Bryson Henderson commits to TCU ESPN

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Chris Del Conte's Notes on a Scorecard

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Cowtown Food Junkie said...

We are starting to get some serious size and athleticism at DE! Henderson is 6'5", 245 lbs with a great motor. Devonte Fields is 6'4" and 245 and Terrell Lathan is 6'5" 250 lbs. I think both of those freshmen will push for snaps this year. Hopefully, they can help provide a pass rush while Maponga faces double teams.

Whiskey Frog said...

Calling it “one of the most egregious frauds” to ever be presented to a jury, on June 14 Senior U.S. District Judge David Hittner sentenced 62-year-old financier R. Allen Stanford of Houston to 110 years in prison.

Some follow up on one of Baylor's famous alum.

Lyle Lanley said...

A quick refresher from the boys at Paddy's Pub before that bear goes off to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison:

Frank: You don't look like a gay guy.

Dennis: That's because he's a bear.

Mac: What?

Dennis: He's a bear, you see some gay guys are twinks and other are bears, this gay guy is a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that, to each his own

Frank: Wait I'm a little confused here, what's a twink?

Dennis: A twink is small and slender, like mac.

Mac: Whoa, no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.

Dennis: Uh, don't think so bro, not hairy enough.

Frank: Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.

Dennis: No, no, I see, I don't think you'd be a bear either, as a matter of fact I don't know what you'd be, you're definitely not a twink.

Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.

Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.

Frank: What's a power bottom?
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Dennis: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards, you see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.

Frank: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?

Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.

Dennis: Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it, you see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Yeah, speed's the name of the game.