Monday, June 4, 2012

Big 12 Orientation, Week 7: Baylor


We're in the home stretch now of our Big 12 Orientation course, and are now profiling the schools within the state borders that you all probably do not need much of a refresher course to stir up hatred for them and their fans.  We'll go smallest to biggest, which means we'll start with our closest conference neighbors, Baylor.

There are a lot of reasons to make fun of Baylor, and believe me we will both this week and forever, but the initial history of the school is actually pretty cool.  Baylor University was established in February of 1845 by an Act of Congress...of the Republic of Texas.  The first $5,000 in the university's bankroll was supplied by Sam Houston out of his own pocket. 

Today, Baylor has a total enrollment of 15,195 students who are looking to get married before they turn 21 in a wedding that will feature no less than 25 bridesmaids and groomsmen.  The university ranks 75th on the US News & World Report's list of best colleges in America, and has an endowment of just over $1 billion.

We'll have plenty more commentary about the Bears as the week goes on, but here are a few videos to remind you of why you didn't go there:







...and then of course there's the infamous "I'm a Baylor Bear, Man" video, that was so embarrassing that it was taken down from youtube. Bummer.

5 comments:

LOLfolding said...

Everyone has their favorite team to hate. This is mine. Can't wait to read all week.

LENEtown Fizzle said...

zach has one of those faces you just want to punch

Taylor said...

baylor kids are such effing faggots

general125 said...

I love to hate Texas, but that's the Oklahoman in me. Baylor is a close second. I'm looking forward to some quality Baylor hate this week.

JHale said...

I wish I could see that video but it says removed by user... SOB.