Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Remember to vote, and remember the 5

We'd like to remind those of you residing in Texas to perform your civic duty today by getting out to the polls and vote.  It's important in any election cycle, but today your vote for anyone but Craig James will be a vote for non-douche bags everywhere.  While I think it would be irresponsible to state, as fact, that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, I feel it would be equally irresponsible to make him a senator before we know for sure one way or the other.

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