Friday, February 24, 2012

Schadenfraude

Will work* for food

I'm not sure my weekend could've started out any better. Our days of watching Craig James' inferior broadcasting ability on ESPN are apparently over, according to a recent post on Deadspin. An unnamed spokesman for the network, in a conversation with a Sports Illustrated reporter, said that they have no intention of bringing James back after his campaign for Texas' vacant U.S. Senate seat.

That's double bad news for ol' Craigy, because his trainwreck of a campaign appears to be drawing closer and closer to its inevitable dismal conclusion. In a recent debate, James affixed himself to the outdated notion that being gay is a choice, and that they would "have to answer to the Lord for their actions". Whoa! You know who makes claims like that about homosexuality? Closeted homosexuals who are ashamed of who they really are....just sayin'. I generally hate politics, but watching this dumbass go down in flames is going to be more fun than watching A-Rod strike out looking to end the 2010 ALCS.

*- skills include killing hookers, cheating at college football, producing offspring as obnoxiously cocky and entitled as himself, and being a helicopter dad.

17 comments:

Frogzilla said...
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Frogzilla said...

When will the media finally uncover the the fact that SMU covered up Craig James killing 5 hookers?

Reed said...

cant believe the things that were said during that debate. what kind of politician can succeed when being so polarizing? So ignorant? I couldnt think less of his name

EdK said...

I'm just wondering when the day comes that five hookers kill Craig James.

purplepeopleater said...

Since when did this website become a haven for homosexual defenders?? I thought this was a blog about school athletics.

65frog said...

Back in the old SWC days,I had offers from SMU and TCU. There was no question - I chose the Frogs. The sole reason? Strangely, there was something told me that, sooner or later, someone would kill five (or more) hookers at SMU. That intuition proved absolutely true! Who else could allegedly have been involved in this horrible crime but Craig James and/or ESPN (or, alternatively insert here, the name of an alternate liberal and/or criminal group of human retrobates who are intent on destroying America and killing not only hookers at SMU, but across America). Stand UP for Hookers! Hookers United against Craig James!

Slay Purple said...

purplepeopleeater I think we are more just basking in the glory of watching Craig James go down in flames. So far he has not disappointed.

Chet Steadman said...

Wait, were the 5 hookers Craig James Killed at SMU actually Gigolos? It all makes sense! The 5 "hookers" Craig James killed at SMU were actually gigolos who were going to out him to the public! He had no choice but to kill those 5 male hookers at SMU.

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Travis said...

I agree with purplepeopleater... Can we stop defending gays??

SwissArmyFrog said...

Does Craig James know about all this killing 5 hookers business? I would have to assume so... How on earth did that start?

SwissArmyFrog said...

Some funny photos, especially the first one - the Dos Equis (sp?) commercial take-off:

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/31466620/Craig-James-The-Most-Hated-Man-In-West-Texas.aspx

SwissArmyFrog said...

Keep scrolling for the "Wheel of Fortune" photo!

SwissArmyFrog said...

Ok, scroll through all 4 pages, but give the photos, etc... time to load.

girlfrog2003 said...

@purplepeopleeater & @Travis

I didn't hear anyone defending gays... in fact why would anyone need to defend gays. Being gay is not something that requires defending.

Lyle Lanley said...

I don't really consider myself a defender of homosexuality as much as a defender of logic and reason.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

Spitblood has gone from being gay bashers to gay defenders in the span of 2 weeks. What a flip flop!