Thursday, January 12, 2012

Never Forget.

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We told you so.

I don't exactly remember when the whole "Craig James Killed Five Hookers While at SMU" thing became entrenched in the blogosphere and really took on a life of its own. I remember HOW it started - a simple amendment to James' wikipedia page discovered by EDSBS got it started - but not necessarily the exact moment when you couldn't think of James without immediately eulogizing those five poor, poor souls who gave their lives to satisfy James' carnal lust. My best guess, though? The moment James officially announced that he was running for Congress, which immediately ratcheted "Craig James Killed Five Hookers While at SMU" up the Google search pecking order and into the hearts and minds of America's James hating youth.

But while I more or less assumed the mania would die for a time after the initial madness as it did before, it actually seems to have gained steam as evidenced by this campaign contribution. Now, I realize the inherent irony of slandering James while at the same time giving him money, but in this case I'll make an exception. I'm not suggesting we should all go out and give money to James because clearly that would be counter-productive to the cause, but we've been kind of slacking in our mentioning that Craig James did, indeed, Kill Five Hookers While at SMU. Because, when Craig James Killed Five Hookers While at SMU, Craig James can't have really expected to have gotten away with Killing Five Hookers While at SMU, can he? After all, the slaying of Five Hookers By Craig James While at SMU, even in the wacky 80's, was never legal and when He, Craig James, Killed Five Hookers While at SMU he should have never expected to get away with Killing Five Hookers While at SMU. Who am I talking about killing Five Hookers While at SMU? Why Craig James, of course. The same Craig James who Killed Five Hookers while at SMU.

Craig James...

Hookers...

Killed...

You get the idea. Do your bidding.

3 comments:

FrogGal said...

Penn State's on board!

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=157&f=1395&t=8522781

Love it.

DangerFrog said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9u-JdUHQFQ

#rememberthe5

FroggyStyle said...

He stated yesterday that he did in fact receive money while at SMU.