This thing is much bigger than I thought. There is an honest to goodness "International Quidditch Association" (IQA) with such already mockworthy members such as Ohio State, Penn State, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Florida, Virginia Tech, USC, and Utah just to name a few. Of course, some school called Middlebury in Vermont has won every World Cup since the thing started in 2007. They must be damned proud to be the undisputed heavyweight Quidditch champions of the world (although there is no mention of it on their Wikipedia site).
I wonder if at sometime in the future, we'll have a league of glitter covered vampires fight shirtless werewolves.
At any rate, it makes our soccer team look positively awesome.
If anybody would like to infiltrate the Quidditch team for sheer amusement, they have a boring as poop website.