Sunday, September 25, 2011

TCU 55, Portland State 13

Just a few stray observations from yesterday's win over Portland State:

-Waymon James is good at football.

-The defense is improving, but continues to start slow. Could it be that they're playing to the level of the competition?

-Our crowd sucks. I understand that day games in September suck, and that it's harder to get excited about an FCS opponent- but those are excuses. The Frogs deserve better support than they're getting. Period.

-Ross Evans made all of his kicks, and did well on kickoffs too.

And the Academy Award goes to...

Portland State Vikings
#84 Justin Monahan

Position:
WR
Majoring in: Business Management and Leadership Bad Acting

Congrats jackass, I found something to legitimately hate about your team. The dive you took in the 4th Quarter would make Christiano Renaldo proud. That was really world class... like World Cup class even. It even kind of looked like you lifted yourself up by the back of the jersey before you fell down. I can only guess that the refs just felt pity for your team at that point and decided to help you save some face... I mean, really dude, they MUST have thrown that flag as a way to make people think that maybe there actually could have been interference caused by our guy's finger on your shoulder pad and not that you look like a complete moron falling on the ground. I wish I had been a ref on that one so that I could have thrown you an Oscar and given you the mic so that you could give a short speech thanking everyone before the band played you off.
I can only hope that one day I'll meet you in a stairwell so that I can poke you in the back and watch you fling yourself down the stairs.

Here, please enjoy this video of other complete douchbags falling on the ground for no good reason: