Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Did Craig James Kill 5 Hookers While At SMU?

Craig James rigged the BCS, now he's rigging the internet.

Seems as though Craig James is using his new found run in the senate to battle some skeletons in his closet. When Googling Craig James I'm no longer presented with Google's guess that he may have killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Did he manage to buy out the almighty Google?

Did Al Gore give Craig James behind the scenes access to the internet so he could hide the evidence?

Either way, we must right this ship. My guess is as good as yours if Craig James Killed 5 Hookers While at SMU.

Do you think Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU?

It's probably worth a lengthy discussion on this board. I mean, he is running for a seat in the senate. If Craig James did in fact kill 5 hookers while at SMU, I think it's something we should know about.

12 comments:

Lyle Lanley said...

How are we supposed to find out, once and for all, if CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU when google seems to be covering up that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?

Cro-magnon Frog said...

While I was doing some research about why Craig James Killed five hookers at SMU, I found this tasty tidbit of information from the webosphere. It is an incredibly reliable source and should be taken as fact. Just like the fact that craig james killed five hookers while at smu.

"I doubt that; however, I had a professor at W&L who swares James got him fired at SMU. This professor supposedly caught James cheating & tried to bring up an Honor Violation; then, was fired. He also told me that James was drunk driving one night, hit 5 parked cars & the boosters replaced all 5 cars with a Mercedes so no charges would develop. TIFWIW"

Craig James Killed five hookers at SMu

Jack Burton said...

Hold on wait, what? Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU? I am appalled to learn that Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU.

Laces out Finkle said...

I heard it was 6 hookers and before he killed them he stuffed them into a dark closet (one of whom being Mike Leach's girlfriend). Now it all makes sense. Leach just wanted to get even by putting James' son in a dark closet. I wonder if he was planning on spearing him with a pirate sword.

Frog of 1993 said...

OK, wait. Let me see if I can get this straight - Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU? I find it hard to believe that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU. Where is the source for the story that says that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU? If Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU then he should be investigated, since if Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU then he committed a crime, IF of course Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU. Who has alleged that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU? Has someone actually said that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU? IF, and I mean IF (hmmm...) Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU then someone would have stepped forward to say that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU before now, since saying that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU is a serious allegation. If anyone has direct knowledge that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU then they should come forward and contact the authorities about how Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU and show their evidence that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU. To say that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU without evidence means that the accusation that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU is simply a vicious rumor, and we wouldn't want vicious rumors stating that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU to start here at spitblood.com would we?

I was just curious if anyone had heard about someone saying that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU. I hope that it isn't true that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU and that it is just a vicious rumor that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU.

Then again, after hearing what Craig James had to say about TCU on national television repeatedly, he clearly is pretty dense and its possible that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU.

If anyone hears anything about the rumor that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU please post it in the Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU thread in the Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU forum.

I still can't believe that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU but he is such a moron when it comes to football I guess it is possible that Craig James Killed Five Hookers At SMU.

Spit Purple said...

My recommendation to all Spit Blooders, fill the comment section of any article you see pertaining to his Senate run with questions about whether or not he killed five hookers at SMU.

Boyce of Summer said...

I have taken the #CRAIGJAMESKILLED5HOOKERSWHILEATSMU campaign to Twitter, so everyone will know that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. Please join and help spread the news about CRAIG JAMES KILLING 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.

Chet Steadman said...

ESPN is removing all dead hooker comments from the comment section of their story. Why are they trying to cover up the fact that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?

Lyle Lanley said...

I don't understand why Google or ESPN would want to deprive us of the truth in the matter of whether or not CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. I mean, if it's untrue that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, then shouldn't someone come out and publically deny that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?

Geezer Frog said...

You know it isn't true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. If CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, how would Adam James, son of Craig James, ESPN analyst currently on a leave of absence to take his expertise to the realm of politics, have been born as a love child ruling out the possibility that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.

CRAIG JAMES KILLED FOUR HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and had a love child with one, now a former hooker.

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Rotten Arsenal said...

Just heard that the run for office is a nice cover for ESPN dumping him. ESPN probably received some info that discusses whether CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU and decided he was a real liability. I mean, ESPN's credibility is in the toilet and they can't afford to be associated with him if the story that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU ever came to light.