During all of the conference realignment drama of the past two years, how many times did you hear someone say "they should just bring back the Southwest Conference" or even say it yourself? Some of our readers are probably too young to remember the old SWC, but many more of you are probably still mourning the loss of it.
Two enterprising friends of Spit Blood picked up on that prevailing sentiment and recently acquired the rights to use the Southwest Conference logo. They are now selling some sweet T-shirts and hats on their website, so order yourself some purple SWC gear and get started on your Christmas shopping by buying some green & gold or burnt orange or maroon stuff for your "friends" that cheer for those other schools. You can even become a friend of the SWC on facebook, where I'm sure there'll be an opportunity or two to put those other fans in their place from time to time.
And ladies, if you're having trouble finding the right present for the man in your life- look no further. Another friend of Spit Blood has launched his very own line of cologne: Moonshine, which comes with the promise that it'll "repeal her prohibitions":
(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK)