Friday, October 28, 2011

Spit Blood Predictions: TCU vs. BYU.

With lyle's busy schedule casting an ill-timed rainout on his posting duties, you're getting me TWICE today. No reason to beat around the bush - we've got some serious predictions to get to.

Game Predictions:
  • Final Score.
  • Offensive MVP.
  • Defensive MVP.
  • Special Teams MVP.
  • Will Riley Nelson rush for his 60 yard average?
  • Has Riley Nelson ever experienced the love of a good woman?
  • How do you think Harvey Unga is coping with parenthood?
  • Total attendance for TCU fans tonight. Keep in mind we have sold around 25,000 tickets.
  • Will SnK charge the ESPN booth and strangle Rod Gilmore with his Kangol?
Bonus Predictions:
  • Rangers Final Score.
  • WS MVP.
  • Win or lose, how many kilos of cocaine will Ron plow through post-game?
Man/Nurse Up Prediction:
  • Your attendance status for tonight and for those going do you think its acceptable for life long Rangers fans to sit this one out? Seriously, can someone get a hold of that Sports Almanac from Bronco? Because it'd make the decision a LOT easier.


shortnkerley's said...

41-21 frogs.
Boyce, Verrett, Carter.
No on Riley Nelson, for both questions. Has anyone named Riley ever experienced the love of a woman?

Rangers win another slugfest, 8-6. Napoli is MVP and the Dutch oven gets another win.

LA Frog said...

TCU 45 - BYU 13 (21-10 TCU @ halftime)
Casey with 275 yds
Maponga causes fits
Carder runs one back
Riley gets less rushing yards than Casey
Unga!? He's doing better than the always concussed, 0-7 Colt Austin Collie
16,000 attending

Rangers blew it last night; hangover tonight...lose 4-3
Old man Lance gets Series MVP

Slay Purple said...

I like 41-21 (good guys) as well
Boyce/Carter combine for 150+ yards with 2 TDs
Verrett grabs another INT

Rangers win it when it comes down to the wire
Poor attendance & terrible TV ratings because it is on a Friday night, the same night of game 7 of the World Series after a ridiculous game 6. Can't do anything about it.

Tyler said...

35 - 24 Frogs
Anybody that doesn't fumble
Not well.
For TCU fans... 20k
I'm always good with violence.
Rangers win 11- 4
The catcher guy
Either way he overdoses.
52k announced

ctbeecherl said...

41 - 7 frogs

3 headed rushing team



Riley will rush over 60 but never score.

Riley is a Virgin

Unga is a natural

29K attendence

World Series:
Rangers win (I hope)6-5


VikingFrog said...

Frogs Win

Crowd is abysmal

Rangers Win

Too many predictions.

shortnkerley's said...

I only strangledeathkill Gilmore if we lose. But he sucks.

general125 said...

TCU 27 BYU 26
Boyce, Maponga, Carter

I'm not emotionally mature enough to handle game 7. I've spent most of my life waiting for the Rangers to blow it after the all-star game. That came back to me last night after that HR. I would be a wreck if I had to sit on the couch and wait through another 27 outs. I'll follow it at the TCU game.

I bet announced attendance will be in the 40,000, but really only the BYU fans will be there.

THEFINCH said...

34-13 The Sleeve

EdK said...

Add TCU and West Virginia, subtract A&M and Mizzou. Wow, things couldn't have gone much better for the Big 12!

As stated: TCU 24, BYU 23 -- Evans hits the game-winner with 3:04 remaining.

purplepeopleater said...

I'm predicting 38-28 Frogs.

Rotten Arsenal said...

Nice try, cheater.

purplepeopleater said...

Too obvious?