When I got to the office this morning, I was surprised to see that FOURTEEN different people had emailed me the same story written by self-loathing Cincinnati fan Sam Weinberg. It would seem that TCU pissed in young Samuel's cheerios by spurning the Big East. I guess people expected me to tee off on the kid and the multiple holes in his little-man rant, but the 3rd inning of the Rangers' game on Saturday has put me in a happy place for a while. So I'm leaving it to you, readers of Spit Blood. Bonus points if you can get his Mom to come defend him in our comments section.
TCU: Way to waste $5 million by Samuel Weinberg