Monday, October 17, 2011

Sour Grapes: Big East edition

When I got to the office this morning, I was surprised to see that FOURTEEN different people had emailed me the same story written by self-loathing Cincinnati fan Sam Weinberg. It would seem that TCU pissed in young Samuel's cheerios by spurning the Big East. I guess people expected me to tee off on the kid and the multiple holes in his little-man rant, but the 3rd inning of the Rangers' game on Saturday has put me in a happy place for a while. So I'm leaving it to you, readers of Spit Blood. Bonus points if you can get his Mom to come defend him in our comments section.

TCU: Way to waste $5 million by Samuel Weinberg

16 comments:

R3DD 7 said...

His mom is a dirty pirate hooker

SuperSweet HornedFrog said...

more like Samuel WHINE-berg

Sir Wesley Willis said...

At least we know now EdK's true identity.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

now know. grammar fail.

general125 said...

He was reaching with the PMS line.

That photo makes him look like one of the 99%.

Brian B said...

Click on "See full html site" on the top right if you'd like to post a comment on his article's page.

purplepassion said...

He also works as a "playtimer" at Best Friends Pet Care.... https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=569770329&sk=info

D said...

he def takes it from behind

shortnkerley's said...

Funny that his little slogan is "quit yer whinin'", yet that's all he's doing.

bscooter26 said...

Replace TCU with a&m
Big East with Big 12
Big 12 with SEC
TCU's opponents with a&m opponents

Not to shabby

Rabble Rouser said...

I like that when searching for a Big 12 rival for us he conveniently leaves out Baylor & Tech.

Also what a weak argument: We should want to play in the weakest BCS conference possible so we can pound on weaklings? Not gonna get you in the NC, and that's GP's goal, not just BCS berths, we've been there done that.

Also methinks his anger is misplaced, he should be pissed at Syracuse & Pitt for leaving. Why on earth would anyone knowingly hop onto a sinking ship like the BE when they have a better option. Teams like BSU and ECU have no better options. Also don't say AF cuz their AD is an idiot and I don't think they actually had a Big 12 offer.

Conclusion- whiney doucher.

EdK said...

Ouch.

purplepeopleater said...

I'm fairly certain I've seen this kid on an episode of Campus PD getting arrested or something. Cincinnati is on there quite a bit for their shenanigans.

Rotten Arsenal said...

This kid is seriously ignorant about Texas (the State) Football History.

Travis said...

Oh poor little Whiner. Don't you fret, I assure you Cincy won't be invited to the Big XII. So luckily, you won't have to eat a big piece of crow pie! However, your friends WVU and Lousiville, your biggest rival, will soon be departing! Enjoy your Big Least douche! Hello BYU as soon as Mizzou commits a 100 year mistake!(grew up Mizzou fan, Mom and Dad are alums, too bad they are leaving!)

Rotten Arsenal said...

It occurs to me that the Big East is the Baylor of the BCS AQ Conferences.