Saturday, September 3, 2011
IT'S NOT 2010 ANYMORE. This year, we are not the Rose Bowl Champs, it's in the fu$%ng past. This is the only time I will ever be negative, this year...
I love my team, I love my boys, but it's for your own good. This is coming from a guy that never missed kick-off, never missed the second half for many years.
This is a new team, a new year, a humble pie with a taste I want you to remember for your own good... Now:
1. ROSS EVANS - What is it that you do during the off-season? Just curious, because well, do I even need to f$%king explain myself...Your one job and I'm going to stop because you will cry if I keep on going.
Crazy Dave's Advice: start sleeping with a football and lube it accordingly or it's going to be a long season. You've forgotten how important you are to your team. It's like a golf swing, be confident in yourself.
Next two pay attention:
2. JASON VERRETT - I found myself checking the roster too many times for #2. I was a d-back once upon a time and the only word I have to type in caps is TOAST. Your name is still synonymous with JUCO transfer. Lets change that perception. Prove yourself, there's a reason why you're on this team.
3. Greg McCoy - Unfortulately Greg, the same (TOAST). You can kick this habit bud. I know, it hurts, especially the twice burnt kind with no butter, it hurts. like fucked up burned up french toast when it's your favorite thing to eat for breakfast. You're one of my favorites but stop hugging the turf everytime you get burned, we're already as mad as you are when it happens. Keeling over like a corps everytime gets monotonous and messes with my blood pressure. It's like "well shit on my face again, who let that one get by? oh, never mind, it's McCoy again. I know this because he's lying face down in the turf, fuck."
On a good note, your returns take me back to Wyoming.
4. "Smiles" Dawson - #11... Fly Dawson. Skye Dawson. You make me nervous everytime they punt. But hellova job, keep it up.
to #4 - Stop going out all the fu$%ing time, that's all I hear about you. Change it up a little bit. Fly a plane, go cliff diving, use gold bond, something.
Posted by Dave at Saturday, September 03, 2011