Let's take a quick break from all this conference realignment hysteria and focus on what's really important:
Craig James is racist AND killed 5 hookers while at SMU.
With roughly 2:18 left on the clock in the first half of tonight's NCAA tackle ball game between NC State and Sin-sah-netti, Craig James attempts to impersonate Freshman DT, T.Y. McGill.
Hey Craig - You is not kind, you is not smart, and you is not important. But you is racist.
Sorry if my phone is shaking during filming but I was in fetal alcohol position in the dark, alone, on the floor, sucking my thumb thanks to the last five days and the fear of the unknown.