I found out today that the Big Black Cowboy's Computer has a younger brother that used to work in the TCU library. With all the updates going on at TCU he became a little outdated and obsolete, so he reached out to me and asked if we might be interested in paying him a little extra something on the side to appear on our blog and talk sports with our readers.
He sounded pretty desperate and has acquired all sorts of Viruses over the years, so I figured we could help him out and give him a shot. Plus he asked to be paid in Free AOL subscription discs so he could get back to his pornography collecting, so I'm sure I have a couple of those laying around somewhere to give him.
Ladies beware... his sense of humor is a little sexist, but I don't have much control over what he says as his spam filters haven't been updated in years.
Thanks to Gordon Keith and the Musers for making his black brother so famous and allowing us to give Purple another chance at life.