Monday, August 29, 2011

We got weather comin' in

"We do not have homosexuals at our school. At Baylor we do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who's told you we have this." -Baylor University president Ken Starr, who is probably not able to prove that blowjobs happen on his campus, either...

When Friday's season opener first moved into the range of the Weather Channel's 10-day forecasts, it looked like the Frogs and Bears would be playing each other in the same weather that we've had for the past three months: hot, dry and miserable. Not a big deal, I can handle sweating a little bit and you know GP's teams can deal with the heat better than Art Briles'.

But it looks as though Mother Nature my have finally found the kryptonite for the high-pressure system that has kept the Lone Star State hostage this summer. The revised forecast for Friday in Waco calls for a high of 94 degrees and a 40% chance of rain during day, 30% at night and humidity of up to 64%.

It is usually said that rain can increase the odds of an upset, but I'll let you debate whether or not that's true and which of these teams would fair better in the slop. After reading a study that said that as many as 37% of Baylor students were forced to enroll there by parents who wanted them to pray the gay away*, I'm holding out hope of seeing a re-enactment of everybody's favorite t.A.T.u. video.


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7 comments:

shortnkerley's said...

Hostage reference while discussing Waco? Coincidence? I think not.

shortnkerley's said...

I've never seen that many guys excited about singing and dancing since I watched Newsies...as a 10 year old. I'm assuming Rent had a bunch of male singing and dancing too, but that was about AIDS and gayness, so I guess the shoe fits, right Baylor?

VikingFrog said...

I haven't been rained on in so long I think I'd rather enjoy a good sprinkle while watching the game.

LOLfolding said...

Rain?

Rotten Arsenal said...

Purple Rain... sorry... I'm gonna go hit myself in the head with a 2x4 now.

cmlakey said...

I can't tell you how happy I am you posted that video. I went to high school with the tool bag that gets his sing and dance on around the 1:20 mark and would have never been able to show EVERYONE I know his gay tendencies that I've called him out on for years.

Froggy said...

Rain has now been removed from the forecast. So who knows what the weather will be like.