Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Stop the Presses: GP Headed To Kansas State, Again...

K-State's Eco-Kat
K-State's New Mascot, EcoKat.
I swear to god I did not make that up.
Seriously.


According to a former HIGH RANKING source in the K-State Adminstration, and filtered through Baylor's message board, our very own Gary Patterson is still very much flirting with the HC position at his alma mater and keeps in very constant contact with the powers that be in Manhattan. Because an official that ranks so high that they are no longer at a school two years later certainly sounds credible.

But, let's say this is true - what has changed in the two years since GP, ya know, TURNED THE FUCKING JOB DOWN, to make him reconsider? Well, there's the back to back BCS games at TCU, but we back doored our way in, so they don't REALLY count. Then there's the new contract that pays him $3 million annually, but according to the source it's, "not about the money," so they have us there. There's also the fact that he more or less personally raised $143 million for a new, state of the art stadium, not to mention the near $5 million he previously raised for a new practice facility and offices for his staff, but again, wouldn't he rather go play in a stadium of comparable size in the middle of a corn field with shittier facilities? I know I would. I'm also pretty sure he helped us get into the Big East, a Conference that, by this time next year, will be stronger than the Big 12 top to bottom, but meh, anything less than the Big 12 is a failure I guess. And then, of course, there's the fact that he's pretty much rebuilt the TCU program from the ground up, has the most job security of any coach in the country and loves Fort Worth almost as much as it loves him, but again, is that enough for his "maniacal ego?"

Get fucked, Baylor. I hate to drive traffic to their bullshit version of killerfrogs, but I think we as fans need to cram in as much bulletin board material as possible in the next 48 hours. For your health.

32 comments:

hinkadink said...

You guys are really classy you know that? You people are an embarrassment to TCU! I hope no other people other than you losers look at this site cause it's really pathetic! LOOSER'SSSSSSSSSSSS!

Rob L. said...

Nah, Mr. Dink. There's at least one more person who reads this site on a daily basis (me). I think that's about it.

Rotten Arsenal said...

Blogger hinkadink said...

You are an embarrassment to TCU! I really can't deal with your site any more. I am a Mormon and you hate us, you Hate petty much everyone. And you know what else, Ken Starr is a good and honorable guy too, it's you who are the frigging idiot! BUU BYE!!!

August 29, 2011 5:04 PM


You've come back to look at least once since you vowed never to come back again. How much of an effing loser does that make you?

shortnkerley's said...

Oh and he brought his friend Rob L! Thanks for driving the traffic up, morons.

shortnkerley's said...

What does looser mean? Like we wear loose fitting clothes? The word your looking for is "loser", such as "Baylor will be losers to TCU Friday night.

Not quite sure how putting up bullshit from a Baylor site makes us classless, but the Baylor brain doesn't think like the normal brain.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

I didn't realiZe space hell had an Internet provider?

horned_frog_85 said...

ok what is the baylor site I want to go have some fun

Sir Wesley Willis said...

It is linked in the article. Seriously, it's great comedy

Rotten Arsenal said...

shortnkerley's said...
the Baylor brain doesn't think like the normal brain.


There is actually a Baylor Brain?

Lyle Lanley said...
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Lyle Lanley said...

If we were an embarrassment to TCU, the school would've asked us to discontinue using our "Gary Patterson" facebook page a long time ago. The reality is, we draw a fair amount of casual fans in closer to the program- and smart as our athletic administration is, they value passionate and opinionated fans such as us.

If you want a fanbase that acts like a bunch of pray-the-gay-away Young Life counselors, you'll get to see one on Friday night. I hear they might have free pizza and some shitty Lifehouse cover band playing.

So spare me your self-righteous "Christian" judgement that is probably just a result of your scared-of-everything parents sheltering you from the evils of such things as PG-13 movies, Garbage Pail Kids and Sprite. We're here to root on a football team.

Go Frogs

purplepeopleater said...

Run for president Mr. Lanley! Well said.

shortnkerley's said...

You just got owned. Have a nice life. I hope all 5 of our readers enjoyed that..

horned_frog_85 said...

6 you have six readers... I looked at the baylor site... boring... even those brainless boobs don't think he's leaving, but its curious that they care so much

NurseFrog31 said...

Make that 7 readers... no worries guys, I'm representing the female fans out there.

Hinkadink... seriously, get a life, and just go away. You're just making us laugh over here.

dave said...

make it 8, but i'm pretty sure it's closer to 1500 a day during the season of ass kicking

Reed said...

Fuck baylor.

Horned Frog till I die

Cro-magnon Frog said...

I love nursefrog. If she enjoys our "hinkadink" site then I know we have something good. When ever I'm depressed and feel like a "looser" I just remind myself that at least I'm not a Baylor fan heading to the sunbelt and I'm happy again

Rotten Arsenal said...

I just hope we have more readers than contributors (11 and counting, although VikingFrog and myself aren't listed)

NurseFrog31 said...

Just so y'all know.... This is my home page. No worries, I read this blog, and several of my friends do as well.

purpleheart said...

Nursefrog make that two female readers. And keep up the Baylor hate it got me out of class on Friday. Thankfully TCU has awesome profs that love football and read spitblood!

shortnkerley's said...

@purpleheart- I'd love to know-how Baylor hate got you out of class. Hope that means professors hate Baylor as well.

NurseFrog31 said...

I would definitely love to know your tricks, purpleheart. I've yet to get out of class just because I read spitblood.

purpleheart said...

A couple people were reading the blog before class, more specifically your review of Baylor's top 10 reasons they can win on Friday. Our professor noticed and mentioned reading the blog also. Our class turned into an hour discussion on Friday's game. I'd say the majority of the class was well up to date on their Baylor hate, much thanks to y'all. Since we didn't have anything to learn in terms of football pride/bear hate the amazing decision that tailgating a TCU victory is far better than class was made.

LENEtown Fizzle said...

i can contribute as well, but i like to read what you boobs write

Jack Burton said...

Pure greatness, seriously fuck baylor... (12th reader)

Rob L. said...
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Rob L. said...

@shortnkerley's

Mypost was in jest to defend this blog, and was meant to be totally sarcastic. I'm a TCU fan and regular reader. My bad. :-/

shortnkerley's said...

Ahh, my bad. Should've known that tool had no friends.

Rob L. said...

I predict he has zero friends, sir. GO FROGS! KILL BAYLOR!

CounselorFrog said...

919,105 visits and counting...

Lindsay said...

Another female reader here and my day would not be complete without checking spitblood religiously every day. Keep up the hate because it for sure gets me extra fired up and makes me smart when arguing with the "big 12/9 I think we are god" aka complete morons I deal with daily. Keep it up!!! Fuck Baylor and Boise and Go Frogs!