Congrats, Houston fans. You now have a Frog to root for, which is good because when you perpetually underachieve, you'll need something to hang your hat on. Jason Teague is now a Houston Texan, at least according to the almost indecipherable code of Josh Boyce's twitter account (he has replaced the "th" sound in the English language with strictly the letter "d". I think it's pretty progressive thinking, actually.) Congrats Jason. Now somebody please take Bart.