These are the types of ‘conspiracy theories’ that rattle around in my head. UT always has to have an edge- be it money, politics, or moving a conference HQ and championship game to its own backyard. As soon as conference realignment talk geared up- I could hear the black helicopters circling, so I immediately built a database of all 30 (1 was vacant) state senators. 7 had attended UT Austin…and a good chunk of them were efffff-ing attorneys (not including 2 more that attended UT System schools). The next closest school was ATM w/ 4. TCU only counted 2. Not good. I crossed reference the education committee, the finance committee, and then did the same high level review of the state House…if the government can hide aliens from us for decades, what can a strategically evil institution with government ties/funding hell bent on college football domination pull off?
Well, let's see…..UT flirts with the Pac 10 forcing the Pac 10 to take Colorado early so they can head off the Texas political engine that might force the Pac 10 to take Baylor instead of CU. UT, terrified of ATM going to the SEC and opening up Texas to the likes of Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, and an in state SEC presence in ATM, ultimately decides to stay put and create the UT Sponsored Big 12 Band Aide Conference consisting of UT and the 9 Wittle Brothers (ed note: even though ATM and OU are suppose to be getting equal money on this TV contract nobody has yet seen- that is public perception). This sets off the chain of events that sends Utah to the Pac 10 so they can have 12 teams and a championship game thereby screwing us.
You’re probably asking yourself where I’m going with this…rehashing old news, telling you my conspiracy theories, etc. Well the reason is simple- you need some context…context to appreciate the seriousness of THIS. Read it. No seriously click the link and read it. UT is setting up a sleeper cell in Fort Worth. Yes- UT IS SETTING UP A T-SHIRT TRAINING CAMP IN OUR BACKYARD. I don’t know if there’s anything we can do to stop this, but we need to start brainstorming now...no doubt bad vampires Mack and DeLoss are plotting something diabolical. Put any ideas in the comments- so far everything I can come up with involves Tannerite.