Friday, November 19, 2010

Spitblood Title Contender Smear Tactics


Since we have no game, and therefore no predictions this week, I thought I'd take this thing in another direction this afternoon. In light of all that's transpired in the Cam Newton story over the past few weeks and how much this story has blown up (true or not), I think it'd be wise for us here at Spitblood to start some vicious rumors of our own about the others that stand in our way. I mean seriously- how did LaMichael James, Darron Thomas, and Josh Huff end up leaving Texas? What did they give Huff to pry him away from TCU? What kind of Bobby Lowder-esque actions is Phil Knight up to at Oregon? How many acres was the Potato Farm offered to Kellen Moore's family in exchange for him playing? Did Chris Petersen REALLY sell his soul to the Devil in exchange for endless regular season victories? Is it true that Boise poisons their opponent's pre game meals before games in Boise? Oh, and let's leave the SEC contenders out of this one- they all cheat like crazy and we all know it.

Kellen Moore- Baby Rapist!

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Maybe one of these rumors gains momentum, we get some ESPN mention, and it actually turns out to be true??? So let's hear it, fellow spitblooders. I want to hear some scandalous, vicious rumors about our potential BCS foes. Please forgive me, it's Friday afternoon and I'm bored off my ass...

4 comments:

shortnkerley's said...

I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that Kellen Moore and Chris Petersen are running an unlicensed abortion clinic that launders money to terrorist cells in Saudi Arabia, drug kingpins in Juarez, and Japanese whale killing ships. Not to mention, there is speculation that Boise, ID has been contaminating potatoes worldwide in order to enhance their own economy. The potato famine in Ireland can now be traced directly to Boise State University.

Oh, and as far as Josh Huff and LaMichael James- Phil Knight offered them both a lifetime supply of the finest weed they could ever find for the rest of their lives, oh, and a bunch of free Nike shit forever.

Tanner said...

pete thamel (NYT) says in a tweet "Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton just told me that he expects potential notice of allegations from NCAA investigation in "next several weeks."

also, WAC offers hawaii same football-only deal to try to keep them from Craig Thompson's hungry hungry hippo, school eating mouth.

http://voices.idahostatesman.com/2010/11/19/bmurphy/wac_offers_hawaii_footballonly_membership

EDGE said...

I question whether or not the mouth breather is left handed based on that photo. looks like that ball is about to travel 5yrs max.

Chris32 said...

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