Wednesday, October 27, 2010

World Series Predictions

I smoke rocks!!!

Since we do weekly predictions for our football games, I figured we might as well do some predictions for one of the biggest sporting events to come to DFW EVER!! The series starts tonight in San Franhomo, so let's get some predictions. Winner, # of Games, MVP, first to have a drug relapse(you have a 50/50 shot of picking the right winner here), etc....

Rangers in 5
Cliff Lee
Ron Ron

15 comments:

Mankdog said...

Rangers in 6
Michael Young
Old School Brother

shortnkerley's said...

Rangers in 5. Cliff Lee gets 2 wins, but Nellie's Boomstick wins the MVP.

I'll throw a curveball at you, and say that CJ Wilson drops the straight edge routine starting in the locker room post game, and by the end of the winter he'll be hittin the crack pipe. He'll eventually throw a No Hitter on acid and then fade off into Bolivian (a la Mike Tyson) and never be heard from again.

I'm bored...

VikingFrog said...

Twins in 5... shit

Lyle Lanley said...

Rangers in 6.

MVP = Big Bad Vlad.

Drugs...Delaney?

Adam said...
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Adam said...

Rangers in 6

MVP is already Cliff Lee

Barry Bonds is back to the cream and the clear.

SuperSweet HornedFrog said...

Seriously, Babseball??? Yawn but if you have to make me pick ill say the giants win only because they let the remaining grateful dead members sing the national anthem a few games ago while the rangers had stoney larew or whatever his name sing

NurseFrog31 said...

I'm going Rangers in 5. I have faith.
MVP: Hamilton. I have a soft spot for him.
I think Lincecum starts hitting the pipe when the Rangers hitters crush him and he realizes he is, in fact, human.

shortnkerley's said...

Lincecum already hits the pipe. Not the crack pipe, but he definitely hits the pipe already.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

Not sure what the game count will be - my selfish intuition says 5 because I got tickets to that one- but the Rangers will win 4 more World Series games than the Astros did...

Also, relapse will clearly be Chuck and Nolan while they're chopping up and snorting lines of money in the most successful in season purchase of a team in history.

alex said...

Rangers in 6
Michael young
Hamilton (ginger ale)

Cro-magnon Frog said...

Giants in 5

Hamilton gets more interested in sucking penis for crack that hitting bombs.

I heard Lincecum is braiding his hair into pigtails for the series to bring him good luck.

THEFINCH said...

Giants in 7
Cody Ross
Only picking Giants because the Rangers blared Pat Green - I Like Texas on repeat after their victory over the Yankees

D said...

damn finch, you've been in austin too long.

That was pat green before he had a fashion stylist/hopped the nashville douche wagon.

Rangers 5

THEFINCH said...

you can thank sir wes for those first two losses for taking a cheap shot at the Astros. The Astros lost the four games by a combined 6 runs. Texas is down 2-0 by a combined 13. I still have faith though