If this works, I apologize for the smaller size, but get a magnifying glass and read it. totally worth it. For those who cant read it, I'll just type it below.
"Penland Residents,
Over the past several semesters we have noticed an increasing amount of blockage throughout the Residence Hall plumbing systems. While the majority of blockages have been due to hair, we are alarmed to find that a contributing factor is human semen. This is simply unacceptable. We are young men at an upstanding Christian university. This is not the way of Baylor University students, and more importantly, this is not the way of Jesus.
We ask you to stand strong in the face of temptations for not just your morality, but also for sanitary reasons."
Most importantly, in case the photo didn't show up- it's type on a Baylor letterhead, so you know it's good.
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Yikes.
Moral of the story: keep an old dish towel handy (no pun intended).
Again! Baylor players busted for pot
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/ncaa/10/07/baylor-player-arrests.ap/index.html
They wouldn't let FaceBreakius Dunn rub one out, so he punched his girlfriend.
What's more frowned upon at Baylor?-
A)breaking your girlfriends jaw by way of a punch.
B)teammate murder and subsequent attempts to make it a drug cover up.
C)crankin' some peen in the shower after you just got a goodnight kiss after the Sock Hop.
Actually, I'm pretty impressed. I'm sure I couldn't generate enough semen to clog plumbing. I'm sure porn film makers are decending on Waco as we speak.
I like how the janitorial staff, instead of being downtrodden to the point of despair by the fact they have to clean up gobs of semen, really care about the student's Christian development.
or that the have access to computers!??
i like my janitors to have access only to the rooms which they have keys for on their giant key-ring.
Okay... I gotta know... how did you get this, SnK?
The guys over at baylorfans.com sent it to me so I'd have ammo to insult them further.
Pretty sure this is fake... hilarious, but fake...
http://planetbasket.net/letter-chiding-baylor-students-for-clogging-plumbing-system-with-semen-is-too-good-to-be-true-alas-video/
Army Public Affairs taught me, never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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