Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Oregon State Ready For Gameday.

Tyler Thomas' Mug Shot.

You've gotta admire the Oregon State Beavers - they're so ready for gameday that they're not only practicing during the day with the rest of their team, they're now actually practicing after hours without the coaching staff. However, apparently not all citizens of Corvallis, Oregon appreciate their dedication to the cause as offensive lineman Tyler Thomas was recently arrested after a neighbor complained about his after hours practice regimen. Probably a Ducks fan, right? Well possibly, but there could have been some other causes.

For one, Thomas was in the upstairs office of her apartment, apparently without permission. Secondly, it was 4:51AM and she was trying to get some sleep. Oh yeah, and then there's the little matter that he was butt assed nekkid, but that's neither here nor there, right?

When officers arrived, Thomas apparently disapproved of their slight against his practice habits because he got into a three point stance and started firing off at them. I guess one of them must have looked like Kelly Griffin?

For his enthusiasm, Thomas received a swift tasering, and an almost as swift dismissal from the team in just another case of the man getting an enthusiastic youth down. I'll pour one out for you in the parking lot at JerryWorld, Tyler.

No comments: