Tuesday, August 17, 2010

History of the World

Parenting Fail

Happy Birthday!!

Davy Crockett, 1786

John Gruden, 1963

Donnie Wahlberg, 1969 (Ex-New Kids on the Block Douche)

On this day:
In 1933, Lou Gehrig plays record 1,308th consecutive game
In 1969, NY Jets beat NY Giants 37-14 in their 1st meeting (pre season)
In 1973, Willie Mays hits 660th & last HR (off Don Gullett of Cincinnati)

A New Way To Get High!
In economically devastated Africa, many adult heroin addicts simply can't afford purchasing their drug of choice. So a new fad has emerged called "Flashblood." This is where addicted friends ask other friends for a temporary fix by withdrawing a teaspoonful of the friend's heroin-tinged blood and injecting it into their own bloodstream! Evidence of this practice is most prevalent in Tanzania, Zanzibar and Kenya and while doctors question the euphoria-producing quality of such tiny amounts of heroin, they say they are certain that the flashblood practice will potently deliver any HIV present in the donor's blood and spread AIDS. (New York Times) (My choice of fix is still Jenkem. You know, pooping in a bottle and letting it ferment into trippy fumes)

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