Friday, May 14, 2010

Lessons In SMU Hate: Conan Style


If I told you I ventured onto SMU's campus to pay money to go hang out with a ginger, most of you would think I was crazy. Some of you would probably even stab me without giving me a chance to explain myself.

But tonight an exception to my rules against SMU and Gingers and especially both at the same time were broken for a good cause.

Our friend Conan O'brien decided to show his pasty face in Dallas and put on a show as part of his "Legally Banned From Being Funny On Television" tour.

The show was great. Andy was there. Conan licked La Bamba's face (supposedly it tastes like Funyuns). Triumph made an appearance to talk shit about Dallas (awesome). Conan ripped television execs a new one. Conan had a huge ginger beard. Dirk Nowitski pulled the Walker Texas Ranger "Handle" (He could not use the word "lever" due to the Late Show trademarking it), and much much more.. it was all great, but one thing made it that much better... the sweet taste of SMU hate.

Conan was sporting a purple shirt with his suit all night, which can only mean one thing. Conan is a huge Horned Frog fan (probably reads the blog) and hates SMU and all they stand for. I tried to take a pic of it, but as you can see; my Iphone makes it look like I am a zillion miles away from the stage.

I offered him one of my tickets in section V. you better hope your tickets are in front of mine because this white giant is even taller than he seems on television... or should I say used to seem on television...?

So, here's my shout out to Conan for another lesson in SMU Hate.

9 comments:

Sir Wesley Willis said...

So disappointed I missed this, but good to know that while we're with Coco, Coco is also with us.

THEFINCH said...

I thought trust fund babies never settle for nose bleeds. Did it smell different sitting with peasants?

VikingFrog said...

It was actually kind of funny. Conan asked people to cheer who were from somewhere in TX other than Dallas and it was tenfold louder.

He also loved that people in TX love to drink.

shedidsaythat said...

A lesson in SMU hate delivered NOT by SWW? Glad the hatred is spreading...

Texas Hammer said...

My smu hate knows no bounds.

buffalo said...

sww is the ultimate hater.

VikingFrog said...

Another day without a dump???

I'm starting to get very constipated.

Sir Wesley Willis said...

The hate is definitely a wealth to be spread.

Rotten Arsenal said...

Huh... looks like you were sitting a few rows behind me.

Glad somebody posted on this... I too noticed the plentiful purple that adorned Coco's show and commented about it to anybody that made the mistake of making eye contact.

God... I though parking at TCU was bad...

Oh and usually we take my wife's car and she drives but this time, I pretty much insisted that we take my car... just so we could drive around campus and park with my plethora of Horned Frog stickers visible to all. Oddly enough, we even parked next to a car in the parking garage that had a TCU Alumni sticker.