Thursday, April 22, 2010

'Bout to get PAID!

The four long months of mock draft after mock draft and endless speculation by jackoffs like Peter King finally come to an end tonight when the NFL Draft goes Prime Time for the first time ever (how this idea got past Tex Schramm, I have no idea).

After absorbing all kinds of draft coverage, I think it's safe to say we all expect Jerry Hughes to go sometime in the mid to late first round and for Daryl Washington to possibly go late in round one and if not, early to mid second. My interest will be especially piqued when the Jets (Hughes) and Saints (Washington) are on the clock, as those have been repeatedly mentioned as potential destinations for the two Frog stars.

So what does one do when you're 12 or so hours away from becoming a millionaire? When I originally ran that scenario by another regular contributor to this site, he responded by describing a debaucherous scene involving one or more "entertainers" and a few less-than-legal substances. But with all of the hubub over Ben Roethlisberger doing his best Kobe Bryant impersonation down in Georgia, I'm guessing that won't be what Jerry and Daryl spend their April 22nd doing.

But I want to put you in their shoes for a minute. Let's say you're not the high school hero who's now sitting in front of a computer at your chump job. Let's say you are a first round-worthy NFL prospect who is spending his last day as a regular folk before you cash in and start making more money than the president. What are you gonna do with your last day as a non-millionaire?

11 comments:

BuckNasty said...

Probably get really hammered and break alot of shit that I can replace tomorrow.

VikingFrog said...

Dump my life savings into a Roth IRA and watch that shit multiply.

Blake said...
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LENEtown Fizzle said...

two chicks man

Froggy said...

Shots of Jim Beam chased by tall boy Natty Lights.

When are you going to put Hughes in the Frogs top 30 list?

Lyle Lanley said...

Good question, Froggy. Do we have an update planned guys?

CounselorFrog said...

Yes we do. There will be a few additions. But we need to save something for the lead up to the season.

CounselorFrog said...

Suggestions are welcome and will get consideration followed by a pride obliterating bitch slap.

shortnkerley's said...

I'd do my best Len Bias impression and reinact his last night.

Too soon? Too far??

LENEtown Fizzle said...

What number will I be on the list? Just wondering where yall rank me

supafish said...

I cracked up at len bias.... but i've got a twisted mind.