Mark Mangino at the Pregame team meal.
As expected, not much excitement out of the undefeated teams. Brief rundown.
#1 Florida 62, Florida International 3. The Gators rolled up nearly 600 yards of total offense and Tim Tebow broke the SEC rushing TD record with his 54th in the romp. In the words of the great Zack Galifianakis, "File that under who gives a shit."
#2 Alabama 45, Chattanooga 0. The backups got to get their hands dirty in a game that was decided long before the opening kick. Bama held the visitors to 84 yards of total offense. Hope the payday was worth it - I'm sure it was.
#3 Texas 51, Kansas 20. UT fans now have the lasting image of Colt McCoy firing the cannon and banging the big drum as he walked off Joe Jamail field for the last time to beat off to for eternity. All jokes aside, McCoy did set the NCAA record for wins with 43, passed for 4 TDs and nearly 400 yards, and went home and let Jordan Shipley fluff him before mounting his girlfriend in his last home game as a Longhorn.
#5 Cincy - bye.
#6 Boise State 52, Utah State 21. The end result may have been ugly, but this one actually wasn't decided until close to halftime. That may not sound all that convincing, but when you're playing a 3-7 WAC team in primetime and are fighting for an unlikely shot at the BCS, you need to get up in that ass from the opening whistle.
As a bonus treat, and because I've got an hour and change to kill before the end of the workday, I'm going to throw out a preview of the Thanksgiving week games just to whet your whistles a bit. So much for that work/deferring talk from earlier, eh?
#1 Florida vs. Florida State. Sat. 2:30PM CBS. Could be dual career sendoffs here - Tim Tebow's last game at the Swamp and what could be Bobby Bowden's last game as the HC at Florida State. All word out of Tallahassee is that Foghorn Leghorn saved his career by defeating Maryland this past weekend and getting the 'Noles bowl eligible, but, could a win over his archrival convince him to go out on a high note and cede the team to Jimbo Fisher in 2010? On the flipside, could Tebow and the Gators be looking forward to their meeting in ATL with Alabama next weekend and slip up against FSU? I'm thinking the Gators win here, but as with all of these rivalry games, it's best to stay away from hasty predictions.
#2 Alabama at Auburn. Fri. 1:30 PM CBS. Two things stick out to me about this game - one, Ark/Lsu has held the 1:30PM post Thanksgiving time slot on CBS for years and was the one bright spot on that Friday while you're trying to evacuate all of the turkey and dressing from the day before. As the Hogs usually got up for this game much more than any other the rest of the year, it definitely made for some interim-bathroom excitement. The second thing that sticks out is how Auburn habitually bitchslapped the Tide in the aught years, pre Saban, and with a semblance of an offense at times this year, could Gene Chizik completely derail Bama's championship hopes and elevate himself to god status? Probably not, but he's going to have to beat them eventually if he wants to keep that steady paycheck.
#3 Texas at aggy. Thurs. 7:00PM ESPN. In another game that went from a Friday morning staple to a Turkey Day Sneak Treat, UT looks to close out a perfect season in Kyle Field for the second time since 2005. Several variables here - one, aggy actually gets pretty fired up for this one and has pulled off upsets when they've had no business doing so - read: 2 of the last 3 years. Second, 10 years ago the aggys foolishly constructed bonfire collapsed, killing a handful of students in the week leading up to the game. aggy went out that week and beat UT... then lost the next six years straight. Could the 10 year anniversary of said bonfire plus the chance to destroy UTs season and Colt McCoy's Heisman dreams at the same time be enough inspiration to pull the upset? I'm actually not counting the aggys out of this one - mostly because I really, really, really want Texas to lose so much that it has completely clouded my rational methods of deductive reasoning. It's very unlikely, but if aggy pulled this off and spring boarded the Frogs to Pasadena, I swear I'll never say anything cross about the dog worshippers ever again.
#5 Cincy vs. Mike Schultz, PHD. Fri. 11:00AM ABC. In the game that you will watch only until pregame for Alabama/Auburn starts, Cincy gets a pillow fight at home before heading to Pittsburgh for the conference championship next week. The Illini are 3-7, but actually put together a 2 game win streak over conference foes Michigan and Minnesota before falling to Northwestern this past weekend. What bearing does this have on this game? None. Will Schultz win one for the Frogs? Nah. Cincy will win by a lot.
#6 Boise State vs. Nevada. Fri. 9:00PM ESPN2. In the game that was the biggest game of the year in the WAC in the preseason, quickly went off the map after Nevada was smoked by Notre Dame, and is now once again the defacto WAC Championship once Nevada figured out they had legs and could use them, the Wolfpack will travel to the smurf turf hoping to curb stomp the Broncos season. Boise is likely headed Poinsettia-way, or even, gasp, the Humanitarian Bowl, but a win here would at least keep them in the race for a BCS at-large bid, pending an Okie Lite loss to OU on Saturday. This one could potentially be a scoreboard shattering affair, especially as the last time the two teams met in Boise the game went to 4 OTs and ended 69-67 in Boise's favor. Normally I'd love to see Boise go down here, but I think having two no loss non AQ teams throws another wrench in the system and bodes well for the MWC in the future should the Broncos be asked to join. Regardless, I probably will not watch this game.
Last chance for a miracle folks, or "armageddon" as some folks like to call it. Aggy is our most direct chance to Pasadena, but don't count out an SEC upset by any means. Should be a fun weekend and there is a great slate of games to watch outside of the top 6. Perfection Week continues. Go Frogs!