Disciples of GP: Alert the DEA, Schmeeew is coming to town, or should I say the "Harvard of the South"- they seriously think of themselves this way, their school colors were even chosen for Harvard crimson and Yale blue.
Do you realize our beloved Fort Worth is about to be infested with a bunch of Cali brohan d-bags and New England boarding school druggies that are such screw ups not even daddy's money or political connections could get them into an Ivy League school....instead they settled for a school with an Ivy League football team. I hope these terrible people don't show up at the Oui thinking it's a club.
FKASchultzhater: No, please don't tell me these people might show up at the Oui...can we talk to Trent and see if they can ban Ed Hardy t-shirts and guys wearing neck-ties with shorts?...that should work...I once sat next to an overweight girl in Algebra class that wore black t-shirts with animals on them everyday....real original Ed Hardy...way to steal her style.
4) 20 / 15 (5 spots)
3) 22 / 15 (7 spots)
2) 23 / 16 (7 spots)
1) 21 / 17 (4 spots)
17) 10 / 7 (3 spots)
16) 15 / 11 (4 spots)
15) 15 / 11 (4 spots)
I mean seriously, would you be mean to this guy?
Now let's name off some of SMU's awesome and exclusive fan base that will be in attendance tomorrow, besides normal looking frat guys with popped collars and guys with shorts and ties giving off "I'm better than you looks"
-Miami club promoter
-Guy with a billion dollar trust fund that sells heroin on the side for fun
-Lacrosse player from Connecticut with sailing budding from New Hampshire
-Older SMU grad who still thinks SMU is relevent in college football
-Boarding school guy from Maine who has daddy-doesn't-love-me issues
-Blazer in 90 degree heat guy
-Creator of this homo-erotic SMU highlight film
-Coke induced skinny blonde with fakies
-1/28th owner of a one syllable trendy sushi restaurant