No, that's not a football ranking, sports ranking or educational ranking. The University of Texas is the 24th Douchiest College in the country according to GQ. I am not exactly sure what qualifies the staff of GQ to decipher between magnitudes of douchiness but I am glad they realized the arrogant Bevo humping institution has more than it's fair share. Why is Texas douchey? GQ claims Texas Home of: The Burnt-Orange Douche
Definitely douchey, but we're not totally sure why.
Feel free to chip in on what characteristics are a part of the University of Texas douche.