Apparently Letterman is still on the air, and had Joaquin Phoenix on last night. He's either trying to morph into some strange hybrid of his roles in Walk the Line and Parenthood, or- considering his family's history with addiction-this is a huge, awkward cry for help. Either way, if he ever brings his hip-hop act (you heard me right) to the Metroplex, I'm so there.
Oh, and if you go see his new movie Two Lovers, you'll totally see Gwyneth Paltrow's tits.