Tuesday, October 20, 2009

No arrests made in sexual assault cases

"(The) victim was walking to the school library from her dormitory when the suspect grabbed her and dragged her into a dark area near a building," according to a flier Fort Worth Police released to the public. "(The) suspect then pulled an object from a bag around his waist and sexually assaulted the victim with the object."

When finished, the suspect put the object back in his bag and fled on foot south on University Drive, according to the flier.



Media Credit: Sketch courtesy of TCU Police

The suspect is described as a tall, white male in

his early 20's with blonde hair and moles

on the right side of his face.


I guess the '92 smash hit from King Missile did make an impact on one poor soul. With no new leads and a sketch artist that is debuting at the Kimball next week; what hope is there, who to turn to...TCU Police?


I decided to check in on TCU's finest and see how their case files were stacking up. As it turns out they close a case/apprehend a suspect/catch the guy about 5% of the time. There are thousands of open "cases" dating years back and it so happens that I and you could "close" a couple hundred of these. Here are a few of the most infamous crimes/shannanagins that have happend on TCU soil in recent history:



Date
Time
Type of offense
Location
Disposition
Comments
9/27/2002
1:45
Theft under $50
Freshman Parking Lot
closed
Vehicle radio antenna stolen, vehicle detained
1/11/2004
20:21
Possession of Marijuana
Martin Moore Hall
closed
Marijuana in room
9/10/2004
2:43
criminal mischief
martin moore hall
open
Damage to upper hallway
9/27/2004
16:01
criminal mischief
martin moore hall
open
Damage to smoke detector
11/22/2002
6:58
criminal mischief
milton daniel hall
open
Northeast entrance area extensively damaged


Date

Time

Type of offense

Location

Comments

9/27/2002

1:45

Theft under $50

Freshman Parking Lot

Vehicle radio antenna stolen, vehicle detained

1/11/2004

20:21

Possession of Marijuana

Martin Moore Hall

Marijuana in room

9/10/2004

2:43

criminal mischief

martin moore hall

Damage to upper hallway

9/27/2004

16:01

criminal mischief

martin moore hall

Damage to smoke detector

11/22/2002

6:58

criminal mischief

milton daniel hall

Northeast entrance area extensively damaged



TCU Police 2002 Archive Crime Log
TCU Police 2004 Archive Crime Log



Sorry if another "awesome crime" was omitted from the list. How does weed and an antenna get you caught but not a human demolition job at 4 in the morning, not to mention a bakers dozen of water fountains to their credit. I have a damn alibi. There are plenty of 20 something's with blonde hair, a mole, and a permanent 5 O'clock shadow. Anyways, check out my new tat.

respect.

12 comments:

LENEtown Fizzle said...

which building was martin moore

Lyle Lanley said...

You got a tattoo of a dead horned frog?

Cro-magnon Frog said...

04/29/02 20:17
Indecent Exposure
Freshman parking lot
Open
Subject exposing person in parking lot


Whoopsies

SuperSweet HornedFrog said...
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LENEtown Fizzle said...

dude lame dont give initials

LENEtown Fizzle said...

also, reginal, why are you bringing up bad memories?

CounselorFrog said...

its ok, he wears ladies sun glasses

CounselorFrog said...

just kidding....kind of

Reginal and Lady Luck said...

well did not realize that the "comments" section did not make the post. Put it back in, and now it should make more sense, maybe.



-Vehicle radio antenna stolen, vehicle detained
-Marijuana in room
-Damage to upper hallway
-Damage to smoke detector
-Northeast entrance area extensively damaged

LENEtown Fizzle said...

enough of that killer junior

CounselorFrog said...

ohhh, martin moore is one of those frat dorm things. man i wish i was cool enough to be in the frat that could have caused this ruckus

LENEtown Fizzle said...

well too bad you had to go to the bathroom