If we beat the Lumberjacks by 60 points, what chance do the TREES have??? There has been a lot of whining about Hurricane Ike and the game being moved up 'til noon. As WWHD so eloquently put it, we need to be more worried about the damage that Henson & company are going to inflict upon Stanford's nerd souls and what to do with yourself after you've blacked out before Whataburger even stops selling breakfast.
We used to have plenty of day games when I was a freshman and sophomore- and while not getting to sleep in might suck, it's totally worth it when you lay down for a coma/nap in the afternoon with a W already in hand. So make sure your alarm clocks are set for Saturday morning, get the ingredients ready for bloody mary's, screwdrivers, etc, and let's rediscover the beauty that is the AM bender.
As an added bonus, here is the latest computer model projection of what the newscast will look like Saturday night in the Bay Area: