Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly are at it again, and I have no doubt I will laugh more than the one time I did in Talladega Nights (dinner table scene). This one hopefully will redeem Adam McKay and his crew, since they haven't made a funny movie in 4 years(Anchorman).
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
May 25, 2008
There will be no regionals at Lupton Stadium.
The following schools have been selected as regional host sites - Georgia, Michigan, LSU, North Carolina, Texas A&M, Coastal Carolina, Miami, Cal State Fullerton, Rice, Nebraska, Long Beach State, North Carolina State, Stanford, Oklahoma State, Florida State and Arizona State.
TCU will discover which regional it's headed to tomorrow.
TCU fans are invited to a selection show party, which will begin at 11 a.m. tomorrow in the Dee J. Kelly Alumni and Visitors Center. ESPN2 will reveal the entire field at 11:30 a.m.
Friday, May 23, 2008
FORT WORTH, Texas -- TCU's Sam Baugh Indoor Practice Facility earned the Linbeck Group a 2008 AGC/Quoin Summit Merit Award sponsored by the Association of General Contractors.
A longtime partner with TCU, Linbeck received the honor for developing the project to TCU's satisfaction and recruiting needs while overcoming the adversity of several weather-related obstacles.
The Sam Baugh Indoor Practice Facility was completed on schedule despite incurring 42 days of downtime from the wettest year on record in Fort Worth. A high wind storm also caused the facility to lose its entire roof structure after it was 50 percent complete.
"We are very appreciative of our outstanding relationship with the Linbeck Group and congratulate them on this well-deserved honor," TCU associate athletics director Ross Bailey said. "The Sam Baugh Indoor Practice Facility is first class in every regard and is the result of a great team effort."
The AGC/Quoin Summit Merit Award recognizes work completed in the calendar year and in various cost categories. The 80,000 square-foot Sam Baugh Indoor Practice Facility was a $7 million project.
As some of you may know, the Frogs are currently hosting the MWC tournament at Lupton. We are riding a streak of 4 straight conference tournament wins and are the top seed this year. If we manage to win the thing, we could host a regional in the CWS. Now, I personally don't care about baseball, but this seems like a huge deal, and probably the biggest accolade any TCU team will have until the 09 football recruits start coming in to form. Unfortunately, we dropped our game last night against the #2 seed UNM and need a win today, and then possibly two more wins against UNM, to win the tournament. So, you guys in FW need to drag your drunken asses away from suckling at Mickelson's bitch tits at the Colonic and head over to Lupton today at 3:00 to watch the Frogs beat Utah (who is apparently a big 'sleeper' pick for the tournament). Besides, all the girls at the golf tournament are just there to get knocked up by a golfer so they can ride the child support gravy boat, so you aren't missing anything.
Long story (that didn't happen) short: Say girl, I owe you for that burger, come to my dorm. Here drink this. She's out, its sexy time. Shit, she woke up before I finished.
Frogs' ninth-inning rally falls short
Senior righthander Stephen Smith allowed just one earned run and seven hits in 8 2/3 innings as New Mexico held off a furious TCU ninth-inning rally for a 3-2 victory Thursday night at the Phillips 66 Mountain West Conference Baseball Championship at Lupton Stadium.
Closer eyes next level
Trevor Hoffman, Padres closer and all-time save leader, enters the ninth inning to "Hell's Bells" by ACDC. Yankee great Mariano Rivera walks to the mound to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. What song does junior closer Andrew Cashner intimidate opposing batters with? "Guitar Town" by Steve Earle - a song that describes his personality more than his sizzling upper '90s fastball or knee-buckling slider.
Andrew Cashner's MLB Draft Report
The Frogs play Utah at 3pm today at Lupton in an elimination game. If they win they will face New Mexico again this evening. Go support them if you are in Fort Worth and have nothing to do. If we sweep today, we earn a spot in the championship game tomorrow against New Mexico. (We would have to beat them twice since they beat us yesterday)
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
"In March, a witness told the Special Court for Sierra Leone that Taylor ordered fighters in his National Patriotic Front of Liberia to eat their enemies as a way of striking terror into his opponents."
"All I can say for sure on Friday, and it has been recounted many times this weekend, is Jourdan and I decided we were going to contract out the Duncanville High metal shop to build us a blimp made entirely of plexi glass so that we can tailgate above amon g carter. Apparently in the condition we were in we decided that Duncanville had the best dirigible craftsmen in the metroplex. This further evolved into how we were going to make it big enough so that we could pull our cars into it so we could truly tailgate, how when we scored a touchdown we were going to run back and forth into the walls to get that zeppelin a-rockin, and how we were going to have pledges pull it on ropes to new mexico and Vegas for said road games. Also, when we wanted to go to our seats, we were goign to have fast ropes connecting us directly to our reserved spots on the bleachers so we can drop directly onto them. I think that just about sums it up. THis was also before midnight, so I can only imagine where things went from there."
So, there you have it. Feasible? No. Awesome? Yes.
Chris Klein has recently signed on to co-star in the new Street Fighter movie The Legend of Chun Li. I can honestly assume all of us carry the same feelings for this tool, so here is the link to the imdb page: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0891592/
God I hate this guy, and would seriously kick his ass in life and street fighter. Thoughts?????
I wish I would have attended more baseball game while I was in school, but I was pretty inebriated most of the time so I probably wouldn't have remembered anyways.
Friday, May 16, 2008
First off the list is Henry Salter who ,after being indefinitely removed from the team last year for "behavior detrimental to the team," has not been invited back to the gutter that is the TCU men's basketball program. No word on what this detrimental behavior was, but I'm pretty sure it was "being good at basketball."
Also taking his name out of the race for dead last is Luke Tauscher who, like Eight Belles (what, too soon?), has pulled up a little lame and is "retiring" from the game. After being the VP of the Art Pierce 'tall white guys without a lick of basketball talent' All Stars, Tauscher has decided he can no longer take the physical toll the game puts on his back. This is also known as, "I realize no one should've given me a scholarship and coach gave me the evil eye/cold shoulder enough times to make me realize I need to go. I'm also pretty sure the ghost of Femi Ibikunle has been hovering over my bed every night with a dagger in his teeth" Godspeed.
To replace them, Christian has signed up two JUCO transfers with extravagant names that have a lot of Zs and vowels in them. Ah well, gotta start somewhere.
1. Gene Simmons, Farewell Tour
2. Spitblood Aprisionado
Hailing from Brazil, this entire band is mad at their fathers and makes me want to do one of two things: 1) Kick a puppy off a cliff or 2) Sacrifice a baby
3. The Atomic Bitchwax - Spit Blood (Link to myspace)
In Urban Dictionary entries:
1. jelly roll
The act of giving oral sex to a menstruating woman and then spitting the blood into her mouth.
2. cherry bomb
The act of eating pussy when it is bleeding, filling your mouth with the blood, and spitting it in her face!
3. Cranberry Oceanspray
When a guy eats out a bloody vagina and then spits the blood back out through his two front teeth into the girls mouth. Like a fountain!
And for the new viewers who haven't seen it, here is a horned frog caught on tape using his unique defense mechanism.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
We had an impressive inaugural season with constant posting even when we were in the lowest of lows after the loss at Air Force because of a fucked up play call. But, I'm over it, let me recap some highlights from Spit Blood: Season 1. (In no specific order)
1. Will Moncrief's Gameball Honors - his unselfish sacrifice of his gameday whiskey that landed on the SMU douche who decided to talk shit to our fearless 10 rows of hell inside Amon Carter.
2. Greenspan on the Frogs (see post)
3. UT_Shirt Fans...Smug? The beginning of the T-Shirt fan philosophy.
4. T-Shirt Filth . See Comment section, specifically comment 1 by "anonymous" and WWHD's response.
5. Sir Wesley Willis (Most post champion) and his ability to stay optimistic (with help from alcohol) even after a tough loss.
That took entirely too long to find those posts, but I hope I brought back some good memories.
So, lets make this year even better than last, and hopefully we can say the same about our Football team's record at season's end. I leave you with this, a very special Horn Frog, that we found at Randy's ranch. It has to be a good omen that we put him in a cardboard box for a day and he lived long enough for us to realize that if we let this frog die, our football season is doomed, so we set him free. Thats toughness.