Smoo Rumor...

The head coaching job at SMU has been vacant since October 28th- meaning their search is just ten days short of reaching two months, which is an eternity for this sort of thing. Who wouldn't want to take that program over? They've done nothing but lose for the better part of two decades, and their fans couldn't care less. That is, unless you turned their fans into...

COKEr HEADS!!!!

According to this morning's Dallas Morning News, this is now a possibility, as Coker has apparently interviewed with AD Steve Orsini for the job. Sure, he won a national title at Miami in '01, but much like Barry Switzer's win in Super Bowl XXX, it was all momentum from the machine that the previous head coach had built (interestingly enough, the previous coach at Miami- Butch Davis- was on Jimmy Johnson's staff for Super Bowls XXVII and XXVIII). If this guy can dismantle the freaking machine that the Hurricanes were in the late '90s and early '00s, what will he do with the glorified JV squad over in University Park?

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