Tuesday, November 20, 2007

List of Got Dieds

Chase Ortiz: Going Through His Pregame Ritual

I knew we were banged up, but good lord the list is rough. I mean, let's take Shae Reagan. Dude got his leg ripped off against Wyoming and has come back and made an impact and these guys are pansin' out over a little back pain? One time in church league basketball I jammed my finger catching a pass and still went off for like 8 big ones. I guess I'm just a lot tougher than most D-1 athletes.

Anyway, here's the list:
  • Bonner - hip

  • Roach - shoulder

  • Richmond - knee

  • Newhouse - back. But, seeing as how he seems like a really cool dude, I'll let it slide. This time.

  • Brock - ankle

  • Washington - shoulder. I'm pretty sure this might be because he dislocates it everytime he goes for a punt block to get those few extra centimeters. Way to take one for the team.

  • Brown - knee/TCU RB curse

  • Linder - RRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEEEE. But seriously, if he does have the 28 Days Later rage virus, now would be a great time to start biting all of those backups in the locker room to up their game a little bit.

  • Chase Ortiz - suspended for atrocities committed in the backfield. Seriously, we all yell for Henson to eat, but Ortiz is certainly the Hannibal Lecter of this team.

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