Thursday, November 8, 2007

Frogs vs. Magic Underwear TONIGHT

Well the 'sky is falling' sentiment that was rampant after the Utah disaster was quieted last week as the Frogs absolutely DESTROYED New Mexico, and even Mike Schultz picked up some kudos for some imaginative play-calling (another pass by Kerley, a running play to Marshall Newhouse?!?).

The feeling of satisfaction after that very-'05 & '06 looking shutout could be temporary as the Frogs head to Provo to take on BYU tonight to take on the Mormans. If you don't know much about Mormonism, you should probably read up on it. On the crazy meter, they rank somewhere beyond the Baptists and not quite to the Scientologists. Offenses that warrant being EXPELLED from BYU include: premarital sex, use of alcohol or drugs, use of tobacco, owning any kind of pornagraphy and use of CAFFEINE. If we ever play the Cougars up there on a Saturday, we really need to show these folks what college football and tailgating are all about.

Speaking of, these Thursday games are just killing the Frogs. Since the start of the 2005 season, the Frogs are 24-3 on Saturdays and 1-4 on Thursdays. The only solace I can find in tonight's schedule is that, since the game doesn't start until 8:00, I can watch "30 Rock" before kickoff. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" will be a good visual companion for the victory party. And by party I mean a bunch of dudes sitting on my couch, fending off "please be quiet" text messages from our total cunt neighbors.

Whoa, there- reel in that bitterness and re-focus it into positive energy for the Frogs.